Well, Bubba and Leonard were listening to some Skynard*
when the moonshine still exploded.
They fired their guns and started to run while everyone reloaded.
Jumped in the truck to go get drunk, chain guzzle a case of hot beer.
When out of nowhere there appeared a Bear** but they only hid the beer!
They got great big guns, little tiny brains!
I'm on a Redneck Rampage, tearing up the Everglades....
Girl Dawg is home and looking to recover some, man I love it when my best pup is underfoot!
when the moonshine still exploded.
They fired their guns and started to run while everyone reloaded.
Jumped in the truck to go get drunk, chain guzzle a case of hot beer.
When out of nowhere there appeared a Bear** but they only hid the beer!
They got great big guns, little tiny brains!
I'm on a Redneck Rampage, tearing up the Everglades....
Girl Dawg is home and looking to recover some, man I love it when my best pup is underfoot!
* Lynard Skynard
** Highway Patrol or County Sheriffs
Song lyrics humbly borrowed from Mojo Nixon, buggered up by yours truly.
Redneck Dwarves by Jeff Hiatt
** Highway Patrol or County Sheriffs
Song lyrics humbly borrowed from Mojo Nixon, buggered up by yours truly.
Redneck Dwarves by Jeff Hiatt
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Delighted the Lady is home!!
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